attention Snaque Shaque O-kyaku-sama
dear O-kyaku-sama,
are you here shopping for Lending Industry fairy tales? or news on the upcoming glamour calendar entitled Boys of the Lending Industry Apocalypse?
ho ho ho, ow ow ow, I am Santa Nantoka and I am not going to give you that info. The fairy tales are too real. and the Boys would doubtlessly all get mobbed and/or extradited to the Roma Rez if I told the truth about how hopelessly gorgeous they are.
so, please do not be offended, Snaque Shaque O-kyaku-sama, by today's relatively skimpy information menu:
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Smith Mountain Lake Real Estate Info.
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Monster Buyers within the ecosystem contained above will be eligible to win a FREE deluxe wedding event, courtesy of the Shouseki Nation.
bye, have a good day, thanks for reading. -Suzy